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the day kurt bestor looked down my shirt!

the tribune ran an add for my column in yesterday’s paper. i feel my personal space was violated by kurt bestor. perhaps i’m just bitter his side-swept bangs look better than mine!

crocs attract germs

i’ve been sick for the past two days, which means spending way too long in the doctor’s office waiting room. i really, really hate the waiting room–they usually let me wait in the back, but this time they didn’t. so, sitting there amidst the germs i see crocs everywhere.

proving only sick people wear crocs!

power of the people

quinn-diesel made the mistake of telling me he doesn’t vote because he isn’t registered. after i picked myself up off the floor, i demanded he register immediately. i even threatened to report him to ddr, our resident political junkie. not wanting to hear a double lecture he visited rock the vote and registered. while i’m certain he won’t be voting for the same party i affiliate myself with, i’m just happy he’s voting!

grammar police

at lunch today ak noticed this little gem: i’ve been going to the soup kitchen for years and haven’t once noticed it–is it possible i’m so blinded by the pretty boys with hipster glasses walking by? hmm…that can’t be it. maybe it’s that i’m turning 31 a month from today. old age does things to you. bad, bad things.

a whole new level of crazy!

ak and i dragged flyboy along to see the movie flyboys with us this weekend. it was supposed to be a group date so i could write about it, but everyone flaked. whatever.

we grabbed a quick bite of dinner beforehand. i still had some of my drink left so i brought it along, i needed the caffeine for a two and a half hour movie. before going inside the movie we stopped for a quick potty break. not wanting to take my drink inside, i left it with flyboy. i specifically asked him to hold it for me so i didn’t have to take it inside the restroom. i came out to find no flyboy. i looked around just in time to see him coming out of the men’s room carrying MY DRINK!! i was horrified, absolutely horrified! bathroom germs totally freak me out! i went to throw the drink out when flyboy stopped me. he kept it for himself but quickly bought me a new one to keep the level of nutty girl low.

when we got inside the movie with a new drink ak started laughing. apparently when he came out of the restroom there was a couple fighting out the drink incident. he couldn’t understand what the big deal was–she, of course, could. what are the chances of two equally neurotic people being in the same theater?!

history of an addiction

i accidentally rented grey’s anatomy; i accidentally watched the first four episodes in one sitting; i’m accidentally addicted.

i blame the urban princess.

meredith sorta reminds me of that whiny character renee zellweger played in jerry mcguire, but i still like her.

just another reason why i adore jen:

lily, my best friend’s beautiful daughter broke her arm rollerblading. ( i swear, i had nothing to do with it!) while waiting to get her arm set jen asked lily what color she wanted. lily wanted blue, but luckily jen put a stop to this by pulling the mom card and said, “if i’m paying for this then you’re getting pink”!

lily’s been forced into pink since the day she came home from the hospital. i was put in charge of finding the outfit she would wear home. i bought the pinkest thing i could find, against jen’s will of course.

i think it’s important to force pink onto people as soon as possible!