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This week’s “That’s What She Said” is about the upcoming five year anniversary of In Utah This Week. I can’t believe it has been five years!

“Hey Sarah, have you ever seen The Edge of Darkness with Mel Gibson?”

“No.”

“His daughter gets blown away with a shotgun.”

“Ugg…  why do you feel the need to share this crap with me?”

“Calm down, I didn’t finish the movie. I hated it.”

“Good.”

“Not because of the daughter, but the bad Boston accents. They were horrible.”

If I could pick one person to dry hump for the rest of my life it would be Jeff Tweedy. He completes me. Read my love letter in this week’s “That’s What She Said.”

P.S. dry humping isn’t considered cheating, right?

This week’s In Utah This Week’s theme was sexy uniforms. “That’s What She Said” has my list of sexy uniforms.

“Can I help you find something?”

“Yes, I’m looking for a low calorie bottle of wine.”

Blank stare.

Blank stare.

Blank stare.

“So… “

“We don’t actually have low calorie wine. What about vodka?”

“Nah, I like the warm fuzzy from red wine, but without so many calories.”

“Maybe weed would better suit you.”

“Weed?”

“Yes. It’s pretty much a warm wine fuzzy, but without the calories.”

“I think I’d like to stick with wine.”

“I’m sorry, but we really don’t have a low calorie wine.”

“What about wine for people with diabetes?”

“I think diabetics can smoke pot, but I’m not a doctor or anything.”

“I’m not a diabetic, I’m a wino trying to watch my figure.”

“We have vodka.”

This week’s “That’s What She Said” is a result of too much time (and wine) on a Sunday afternoon.

This week’s “That’s What She Said” is about a trip to the temple, contraband booze and my baby brother’s wedding.

First wine and cycling and now chocolate. I am officially a fitness failure.

Would you believe me if I told you that I snack and work out in order to save time?  Yeah… didn’t think so.

This week’s “That’s What She Said” talks about my recent discovery that maybe I’m not quite as independent as I thought.

I know, right?

This is to blame: