Poof I'm a Lesbian
Sunday my friend Aimee and I had SarAimee adventures.
In the old days, before she let a boy move into her house, our adventures included lots and lots of girly stuff. This adventure, however, included a trip into two snowboarding stores.
It was here I discovered that I’m going to be a lesbian.
Aimee was talking to the clerk about the difference in snowboarding socks when I heard something that changed my life: antibacterial socks.
After questioning the clerk on why anyone would need antibacterial in socks, I found out that people don’t wash their snowboarding gear. And by people I mean boys. The flashback images of all the dirty-footed snowboarding guys I’ve made out with in my life caused immediate hives. I swore off boys right then and there.
On our way home we needed a major infusion of estrogen so we stopped by a coffee shop named Diva. It helped, but I’m probably going to have to stick to my original plan and make 2009 the year of the lesbian.
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But if it was your boyfriend, you could spend all your time washing his clothes. Isn’t that what a good girlfriend would do???
This was not the post I was looking for …
That’s going to make RLO very, very sad….
I’ve also toyed with the idea to make 2009 the year of the lesbian… 😉 So, you’re not alone!!
Do lesbians snowboard?
ha ha ha ha ha!
It’s official – you’ve made all my hopes and dreams come true. Call me!
Isn’t every year the year of the lesbian?
sweet! I hope you find a tasty redhead!
Does this mean you’re trading in the scooter for a pink Harley?
How did you get this far along in life without learning that boys are dirty? 🙂
Your options are to (1) accept, (2) join, or (3) rebel (in the form of lesbianism, of course)
There had better be pictures.
hahahaha classic.. well whatever makes u happy =o)
I WANT antibacterial socks. I’m adding them to my Christmas list right now.
Wow, you got lots of undesired traffic with that title 😉
I suppose it could work if you really enjoy the taste of tuna.
Hello Kitty!
You wanna be a lesbian? Here’s the song…
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wouldn’t have to mess with men and all their come-and-go
And all that awful facial hair and yucky “ma-chis-mo”
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn’t straight
I would sleep with women only; man, that would be great
I could throw away my diaphragm; I wouldn’t wanna mate
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn’t straight
I wish I was a lesbian; I’d like to be a dyke
I would hang with k.d. lang; Mel Gibson, take a hike
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike
Ooooooo, I wish I was a lesbian; I’d like to be a dyke
I wish I was a lesbian; that’s why this song is sung
It shouldn’t have to matter how someone is hung
Other things are more important…LIKE HOW TO USE YOR TOUNGE.
I wish I was a lesbian; that’s why this song is sung
http://tinyurl.com/gf-s-first-day
I wanted to let you know that there was a pair of brand new Burton non-stinky socks waiting under the tree for my favorite dirty snowboard boy. The rest of the gear… still dirty. Good thing we have “The Boy Room”.