Public Transportation has STDs
May 14, 2009 at 9:00 AM
My purse doesn’t contain nearly enough antibacterial lotion to prevent chlamydia, so I won’t be riding the train ever again. I thought about looking on Craigslist for free rides, but realized those probably come with an STD, too. Looks like these legs will be walking all summer.
Comments
Who the hell plays Marco Polo?
Marketing FAIL
Three words: full body condom.
So I kind of hate you a little for drawing extra attention to an ad campaign that my agency was not responsible for. Oh well, guess it’s better that someone else contracted STD’s instead of me.
DMo: Um, kids with STDs?
Ryan: Protection FAIL
Susan: Well that’s certainly safer.
Summer, you’re starting to sound way too much like Kelli with this “I hate you” business.
The buses have STDs?
Shit, I’ve got a lot of phone calls to make.