Reason No. 233,832,126 Why I'm Single
March 31, 2009 at 8:30 AM
If you’re single it’s entirely possible you’ve had a defining moment where you realize why you’re single. I have them often. Including last night when I realized that wearing winter appropriate shoes really shouldn’t include wearing Hello Kitty fuzzy, pink socks.
I’m embarrassed to know me, so I imagine most men would feel the same way. And if that doesn’t scare away any potential suitors I imagine the fact that I’m discussing my ticking biological clock online will.
Comments
Whatever. I think the socks are secksi.
dude. the socks are hawt. I’m single too. lets go trolling for men in those socks.
The only thing that would look better are those socks — worn with Crocs.
“Most” men yes. One day you’ll run into a guy who wears fuzzy boy socks and you’ll be all like “No way, me too!” about silly socks and a hundred milion other things.
If being single forever means I get to wear cute fuzzy hello kitty socks, count me in! Seriously, where did you get those?
Back in 11th grade, I had this phase where I purposely wore mismatched socks, frequently of the soccer variety. That is what made my 11th grade boyfriend talk to me. He turned out to be a dick, but that’s completely irrelevant.
psssshhh. If nothing else, those socks look warm. And pink. And fuzzy. And when we’re looking at snow in April, arn’t those the most important things?
I’m a guy and I think it’s endearing. If I weren’t gay I’d date you fuzzy socks and all.
Geez! What were reasons 1 through 233,832,125?
And I want your socks.
These look like fun. If you weren’t wearing them on a date or to a fancy party, who cares?
*Sighs* i know exactly how you feel and its just not fair!
Im sure there is some guy out there who u will meet one day who will find all the ‘weird’ things cute rather than odd 😉
Dont give up hope =oD
I’d do you in those socks! They are adorable! And any man that just doesn’t understand the sheer awesome-ness of Miss Kitty gets a giant FAIL anyway!
It’s not the socks that are the issue, it’s when you start wearing granny panties because they don’t give you wedgies like the others do. THAT’s when you know you’re undateable.
dude my debit card is hello kitty. and that’s only because they were out of spice girls.
You can borrow my Sorels if you want. But only from May to October.