Reunited
Today I regain custody of RLO. I’m a tad nervous about what condition I’ll find him in. I swear if he comes back quoting scriptures every time I have another glass of wine I’ll rip that Holy Ghost right out of him. Then I’ll make the Holy Ghost my new best friend naming him Hank. Hank, RLO and I will become the new, hip three musketeers.
We’ll ride off into the sunset on white horses. Wait, did they have horses? I didn’t read the book and the only thing I remember about the movie was Charlie Sheen. It was 1993. I was way too busy trying not to get knocked up in the back of the movie theater to pay much attention to anything on screen.
I have a long list of activities for this week. Though I haven’t actually shown him the list—he has a much harder time saying no to me in person. It’s because I bat my beautiful, long lashes while threatening to give Daisy to him. He has a hard time saying no at that point. He’d do anything to stay away from my dog, even driving me to Utah County to play mini-golf at Liberty Land.
Yes, I will take pictures. You’re welcome.
Comments
So you’re the infamous Delta movie slut. I’ve always wondered. Have fun with Hank. He’s refused to be in my company since I disowned the Mormon church in 1997.
Ya.. Hank doesn’t like me either…
You enjoy him now, ya hear?
Liberty Land! .. that place is, well, interesting. I’m planning on a long lunch playing mini golf there this week.. I hope i don’t get abducted by some mullet wearing lehi-ite.
It sounds both very patriotic and spiritual all at the same time. Does Hank give good mini-golf tips? I could use help on my putting.
My favorite fish, which was named Hank, died this weekend. Coincidence?
Poor Dave and his fish named Hank….
Congrats on having RLO back!
Sarah – What was the result of the tweet a couple of days ago about you getting a friend for Daisy? Did you get her/him/it?
=o)
Lozza: Nope. And sadly now I’m convinced I need a second pug, which of course I will name after RLO and he’ll hate it.
Dave: Sorry about your fish. Will chocolate help? If so you probably ought to buy some, because I’m not very good with sharing.
Sarah, RLO is SO your version of Luke Danes. Why can’t you see what the internet sees? It’s only a matter of time… 🙂
What if RLO is really your Luke!?!?! Do we really need to wait 7 seasons for this to pan out!?!?!?!?!?!?!