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Jesus fixed my Internet connection. Seriously. True story.
Saturday when my modem decided to fail in the middle of an online test for school I panicked. I called Comcast and found they couldn’t help me until the store opened Monday morning. I was livid, but there was nothing I could do.
At dinner later that night I recounted the story to RLO. Being the perfect non-gay, Canadian BFF that he is, he called his brother and asked if he could help. His brother agreed to come Sunday morning and take a look at the problem. I thanked RLO by not making out with him.
When I got home that night I checked again and my connection still wasn’t working. Do you know what a girl does on a early night in without an Internet connection? She does her dishes. Her two-week old dishes. And then she stops talking about herself in third person because it’s pretty damn annoying.
The next morning I cleaned my apartment and put on my “RLO is the New Black” tee-shirt. I’ve never met RLO’s brother, and wanted to look my best. Remember RLO likes to keep his real life a secret from me? I was about to call the brother when I decided to check the connection one last time. I found it working perfectly. It’s obvious what happened: RLO went home and prayed to Jesus that I would behave in front of his brother and not embarrass him. Jesus being the smart man that he is realized that he the son of God couldn’t even get me to behave, so instead he fixed my Internet connection.
Obviously I’m very thankful, but was too busy catching up online to go to church and properly thank Jesus yesterday. So instead, I’d like to give a shout out to my homeboy Jesus. You da’ man J-dawg.
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RLO is the new black? LOL!
Well, it was General Conference…. so going to church would have found you the only one in the parking lot. But I’m with you. Jesus did fix your internet.
It wasn’t RLO. It was me praying to the Jesus alter I made while camping. You’ll see it when you read my new post.
I believe in the power of prayer now that I have read your testimony. I’m just thankful we have other people doing the praying for us.
I would be ungrateful if I didn’t stand and bear my testimony of your internet miracle.
And RLO is the new black, duh.
If RLO is the new black what’s the new pink?
The miracles never end!
I didn’t know RLO is Canadian. Now I totally have to meet him (I’m Canadian too.)
What if RLO’s brother was actually black? Now that would have really been something.
Sometimes all you have to do is reboot or right click the little internet connection icon in your system tray and say “Repair”. What works for me is disconnecting my wireless receiver, which connects to my computer via external USB, and then reconnecting it.
Of course, I could get all metaphysical and pray to Jesus too. Since he did such a great job with your connection, maybe I’ll give it a try. I’m so glad Jesus can take time out of his busy schedule to fix the internet. What a stud.
You gots to know that it clearly was ya man j-dawg who done fixed the intarwebs.. thats how he rolls, bitches!!! =o)
I love RLO! could he come and save me?
You’re pretty obsessed with religion.
its not obsessed at all bex, its just all a joke.. and i love it =o) Keep it up Sarah!
Still effing funny!