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A friend and I were discussing relationships last night over drinks. The previous woman he’d been dating wasn’t exactly monogamous. Now that he’s back on the prowl, I thought it might be fun to practice my matchmaking skills. Asking him what he looks for in a woman, thinking he’d provide the basics: pretty, smart and most importantly a great rack.

Nope.

“Well, if she wasn’t screwing someone else she would have been fantastic. So available is a start.”

And this was proven by ogling every ring less waitress the remainder of the evening. Like a true friend, I helped.