Spam Mail is Just Like the Democratic Party. Caring and Awesome.
January 7, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Spam mail rules. Seriously, where else are you going to learn about the basic human rights of hookers?
This email showed up in my email yesterday:
I’ve been so ignorant all these years not considering the fact hookers are people. I guess it has been a while since I’ve seen “Pretty Woman.”
As much as I love this email, it’s sorta confusing that I’m supposed to care about the plight of hookers, and then immediately buy Viagra.
How is that even saving a hooker?
Maybe they should try something like: Hookers won’t have sex with you, but they will ask you to sign a petition and then sell you bacon-flavored Viagra.
Bacon-flavored Viagra!
That’s where the big money is. I don’t have a penis and I’d still buy into that one.
Comments
Sarah, as a hooker let me explain this caring email. There ain’t nothin worser than a limp disk john. Times was that wished I had some Viagra (bacon flavored or not) jest to give to my ‘customer’ so we could get it up and get it done.
I am trying to figure out how to wrap the economy, hookers, stimulus package(s) and viagra into a hilarious comment but I can’t find where to include the bacon. .. or the hilarity.
It’s there somewhere though, I know it!
“…then sell you bacon-flavored Viagra.”
What is wrong with me that I read this as “bacon-flavored vagina”? Then again, wouldn’t that be an ingenious marketing scheme?
how about new york steak with fine red wine flavored vagina, or how about cheetos flavored vagina