Stalking for Chocolate
November 7, 2008 at 1:52 PM
The only thing that will renew my faith in a higher power has arrived: healthy chocolate.
I saw this car parked outside the office yesterday and stalked it for a good twenty minutes. I ran through all the scenarios in my head of what I would do when I found the person behind this “healthy chocolate.” And every single scenario resulted in lots and lots of leg humping.
Sadly the owner of the car never appeared, so I’ll never really know the story behind the healthy chocolate, but since the sticker was on a Mercedes and not a 1999 Dodge Neon I’d like to believe it held some validity.
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If it is what I think it is, it’s this chocolate that’s supposed to contain vitamins and stuff…supposed to work miracles! Personally, I don’t buy it. Plus, I tried it once and it was NASTY! So you’re probably better off sticking with snickers.
And from CA, too. Yet another sign that you need to move here.
I didn’t now healthy and chocolate belonged in the same sentence.
I thought the whole fun in chocolate was that it is a sin.
Sarah, you HAVE heard the health benefits of dark chocolate right? It was on TV so gotta be true…
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Healthy chocolate is serious business. Next time leave a note under the windshield wiper.
It was probably this stuff: http://www.gourmetchocolatenbg.com/I haven’t tried it but tons of people in SWFL sell it.
I lurk but had to comment here – he/she has an expired tag.
I think I am supposed to be offended as the owner of a 2000 neon.
Also? Healthy Chocolate is probably not so healthy for your taste buds.
I agree with kelli, you should move to CA! I just moved here from MN, and it’s now snowing there.
Lisa’s got it right.. it’s an MLM (i mean, this is Utah ‘n all). So yeah, it’s gotta be true!
Guys..I did some research on the Xocai healthy chocolate and found a couple of good web sites. Go to http://www.RealHomeBusinessNbg.com and watch the short flash video that explains the science behind the healthy chocolate. There is also another web site: http://www.healthyfoodsnbg.com that explains the various health benefits that are associated with the Xocai chocolate and also a cost comparison between the chocolate and well known high antioxidant fruits and veggies.
I know what is healthy chocolate! My doctor told me about it. Read my blog to learn more, http://chocolateliving.blogspot.com or visit http://mxi.myvoffice.com/genismouse. I totally love the photo. Thanks for sharing! A Chocolate Practitioner
Hi, Sarah, if they’re talking about Xocai, I would be more than happy to provide you with some for your birthday. I have like 3 cases sitting at home. You’re supposed to have 3 pieces a day or so. It tastes fine, but somehow knowing that it’s good for me takes all the enjoyment out of it. And the boxes keep getting shoved behind all the Twix, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and marshmallow creme, which I’m sure have no nutritional value and therefore taste sooooo much better.