That's What She Said
January 29, 2009 at 9:36 AM
This week’s “That’s What She Said” for In Utah This Week.
If you end up craving Chinese food after reading I’ll totally take the blame for that. Sometimes a girl just has to rant about something silly like cookies.
Comments
I couldn’t agree more. I will happily join your new fortune revolution.
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I haven’t even eaten any Chinese food yet today, and I’m already hungry again.
Thanks a lot.
“Your comments will be lame today.”
I did not just search for these they are in my bookmarks. I ran across these looking for Adult fortune cookies to use as a practical joke at Christmas.
Misfortune cookies:
I realize this one is requiring a lot of work but.
http://www.csicop.org/superstition/cookies/
Custom, Show up at the restaurant with the whole cookie:
http://www.e-fortunecookie.com/Details.cfm?ProdID=29&category=12&gclid=CKeOmaSutJgCFShRagodC3soVA
The adult Fortune cookie:
http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/x-rated-fortune-cookies-3
I haven’t lived in Utah for about 15 years, but when I read “Charlie Chow” my mouth salivated and my mind said “mmmm, Charlie Chow, Firecracker Shrimp, mmmm.” I have to figure out how to get that place in my next annual visit!
Correction. 12.5 years. I feel younger now, thankyouverymuch!
I think just about any of those fortunes could double for me as well.
I have a fortune on my fridge that reads, “You area a happy man.” How presumptive! 😉
So, what you gotta do is find someone who is at least as negative and complainy as you are, and then you are in the clear. That’s what I did!
“Eternal Life for the win”?? You’ve definitely been hanging around the nerds too much 🙂
My fortune read: “An admire is concealing his affection for you.” After the table of co-workers stopped laughing, I loudly stated, “And may he keep on concealing it! Highly flattered, just not interested.”
All-time favourite fortune…
“The fortune you seek is in another cookie!”
Sarah- With fortunes and horoscopes you have to read between the lines. “You will make a fortune with your friend… In Bed.” Translation: You are going to make a porno!!!
I always thought you were supposed to add “in bed” to the end of every fortune, in which case, your original fortune sounds about right.
“You will make a fortune with your
friend… in BED!!”
For the win, indeed 😉
Just sit back and enjoy the ride. I’ve heard it said that ‘ Destiny is a fickle bitch.’
Did you read my blog post about getting FOUR fortunes in one cookie?!?! How messed up was that?
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