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a few green beers later, and one green tongue hotter, i’m almost ready to forgive sue for stealing all my boyfriends. in the interest of safety, we took ben. it’s nice having a built in designated driver at all times. everyone should have a mormon brother. they’re fantastic. they can pray for you and drive your drunk ass home.

saraimee was in full force. we’re preparing for the summer games. drinks, claritin, and pretty shoes. i only hope carmen and co. are ready.

advice to all married women who have husbands in bars: insist they either wear a ring, or wear you.