When Texting is a Better Option
October 17, 2007 at 12:08 PM
Sarah: “What are you doing?”
Ben: “Watching Sports Center in celebration of Eminem’s birthday.”
Sarah: “Since when is white rapping considered a sport?”
Ben: “It’s not, but you asked what I was doing.”
Sarah: “How are we even related?”
Ben: “Well, our mother and father had sex five times and we were two of the results.”
Sarah: “Thanks for clearing that up. I’m going to hang up now.”
Ben: “I think that’s best.”
Comments
Can’t decide who is more weird you or him.