Where else would I stick a pen?
It’s been a rough week and it’s only Wednesday. Thankfully some dead presidents gave me an upcoming long weekend. I need it. Badly.
Yesterday I got home from school and noticed something odd about my reflection in the mirror. There, in my messy ponytail, I found two pens. I don’t recall sticking them in my hair, but I’ve had very little sleep this week so I don’t recall much. And worse? Only one of those pens belongs to me.
At the start of my second class I realized I had lost my pen, so I borrowed one from a girl sitting next to me. I somehow managed to misplace my pen, and her pen IN MY FREAKING UNWASHED HAIR! Did I mention the part where I’m running on very little sleep?
Thankfully it wasn’t a math class because I could have easily stuck a calculator in this mess and not noticed.


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Are you going to return the borrowed pen? I’m laughing that the thought that the person sitting behind you in class watched you search for the lost pen. Cute story! Thanks for making Wednesday morning start with a smile.
I’m wondering if you took the picture yourself or asked someone else to do it!
I can totally commiserate. My hair is a graveyard of lost pens at the end of the day.
I used to lose my pens and pencils when I stashed them on top of my ear. There’s nothing worse than realizing the thing you’re desperately looking for has been with you the whole time. Like when you lose your keys in your hand. Yeah, done that before.
My hair never looked that cute in a ponytail, ever. That’s why I’ve hacked it all off and am now considering going entirely bald.
You seem a bit pen-t up – drinks next week?
That’s a big pen you’re sporting there, sunshine. And it’s hot. I hope this doesn’t turn into a fetish.
Lemme know if you find any schnapps in there, would ya?
Is full and luxurious hair a valid defense for kleptomania???
Calanan is an arTIST!
i used to sign for credit cards (back in the day) and always stick the pens in my hair, get to my car, find out, and return the pen.
Blonde moment? Find it interesting that pens display an “equals” sign. Perhaps a subliminal feminist statement to men who examine you from behind.
In which case, clever you.
LOL! That’s hilarious!
Get some sleep before you lose Daisy in that mess!