Why The Oscars Aren't My Thing
February 29, 2012 at 9:07 PM
Friend: “What did Colin Firth win an Oscar for last year?”
Me: “For best supporting male in my pants.”
Friend: “OMG, I love you so hard!!!”
Me: “Funny, that’s exactly what I said to him.”

Comments
That sounds like the Oscars are exactly your thing.
gotta make it fall off and regrow ala the lizard