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at my house a snow-day turns quickly into a football sunday. i hate being cold. HATE IT! so i opted to stay home with the heat on at a warm 85. living alone does have it’s advantages.

however, i did venture out. across the hallway to ben’s apartment. where we watched a bit of today’s games. my favorite parts just happen to annoy him. imagine that. they include but are not limited to the following:

1. hurt players riding away in the cart of death.
2. benched players riding a stationary bike on the sidelines.
3. players attempting to spin the football.
4. steve smith humping the end post.

immediately upon naming the above reasons to watch football, i was asked to go home. afterwards, i was begged to go bowling. because, ben is craving it?? whatever, i am not the weird one in the family. at least for the time being.

so, after a week of samuel alito senate hearings i find myself really missing harriet miers. at least she was entertaining. this in no way means i wanted her on the supreme court. it just means i like to be amused. alito, is way too boring for me. there are only so many times i can hear him say super duper. i would much rather hear more about harriet’s “love letters”!

some of you may remember my previous posts about breast implants. if not, let me refresh. i need them. this isn’t a need vs. want situation. i really do need them. for those of you who know me –back me up please. i am not well endowed. i am actually not endowed at all! sad, isn’t it? well i have long since wanted to start a website, invest in my chest. where people can donate to my cause. i haven’t really done that. until i do, i have decided to put a donate link here. so, feel free to put a little of that hard earned money towards something i really need. i know i have a few dedicated readers out there, now show me some love! puhh-lease?

as everyone now knows, larry miller pulled brokeback mountain from his theater. it even made national news, and we wonder why our state gets such a bad wrap! the GLBT community center have called for a boycott against all of miller’s businesses. i know he owns a bunch more than are show here, but this is a start.

i saw brokeback mountain, and the sexual content of this movie was hardly enough to even mention. yet, i have seen dozens of r rated movies at the jordan commons theater. all of which have had more sexual content than brokeback mountain. if he is going to pull this movie because of homosexual themes why isn’t he pulling memoirs of a geisha because it has a prostitution theme? or the family stone, for it’s depiction of family values? or casanova, because the movie poster shows a woman’s nude back? what about grandma’s boy, it has nudity?

larry, you are going to catch some heat for this one! all of which is well deserved.

my neighbor, country carl, just came pounding at my front door. ok, that is a lie. he just opened the door and ran in. open door policy around this place. he forced me to turn the tv to univision or as i call it, the spanish soap opera channel. sometimes, to annoy my brother i go to his house and turn the spanish soaps on and make up my own dialogue. i highly recommend this entertainment practice to everyone.

ANYWAY, i found this on the cristina show: (disclaimer-below pictures are graphic and not suitable for children or me!)

though i don’t speak spanish, the language of dancing “little people” is international. internationally, scary! the mini-michael jackson was my favorite. i only hope others saw the horror. krissy and i were dying. please oh please, someone else tell me you witnessed this!

justin. my personal photographer and all time favorite guy (sometimes). he is new to blog-land, so be gentle! besides being an extremely talented photographer he is rather clever with a pen. enjoy, i know i will.

since i have received numerous requests for my profile pic enlarged, here ya go.

and for a bonus

before reading below please take note i stand by my previous post. also- remember all launguage in this post is used for dramatic affect only.

when krissy rolled up in a black H2 last night i didn’t hesitate for a moment to slide right in. i can forget my hatred of suv’s for one night. anything for a friend, righhht? i mean…. anythin’ fo’uh sista yourself foo’! there is something built into those damn seats that instantly turns you into someone else. someone who insists we listen to mystical and knows every lyric. someone who speaks only in ebonics.

no playa hatin’ here. i’m too hip to drip.

and just to ensure my social well-being:

Results of “The Test”

How socially conscious are you? Your score = 75

I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a social activist! Your test results revealed that you are a champion of the underdog, protector of the weak and stickler for the moral choice in nearly every situation. You are highly aware of how actions can impact all of society, and do your best to maintain a sense of social responsibility. You simply feel better when you do the right thing, and encourage – or maybe even insist – that others do the same. This is certainly a trait to be proud of, as it’s people like you that incite societal growth. Just be careful, however, that you don’t force your opinions on others or make such large sacrifices for the common good that you spoil your own quality of life.

in case anyone has a sudden craving for greasy fish and chips this post is for you.

i beg of you, don’t do it! for some unknown reason i talked the downtown crew into going for this barf-tastic meal. this is the girl who refuses to eat meat. i am not an actual vegetarian, but i don’t enjoy meat. well eating it anyway. ha ha. sorry, i digress. back on subject. tonight’s venue was not my best idea. i am confident in saying that i doubt my input will be considered for quite some time.

needless to say, i am now home glued to my couch. too sick to move.

sundance tickets locals only wrist bands were given out today. for those of you who know me only by blog, i am a sundance whore. love, love it. tim and i set a personal record two years ago, 19 films. my ass hurt for months. i don’t mind waiting in line for a couple hours for this. but, my favorite part comes at the end of the wait. when i walk away with an ugly wristband and see all the other people still waiting. shut-up. i know, i am mean.

i am new to the dancing with the stars phenomenom. i only caught it bevause the OC wasn’t on. what i would like to know is why haven’t any of you girls told me how great it was?? now i understand why my sister-in-law holli is ballroom girl. don’t listen to my brother, dance your heart out girly!

my non-expert commentary–

lisa & louis. he was cute enough, and i have always liked her. i know, i know, one too many lifetime television for bored women movies. whatever, i still like her.

kenny & andrea. very entertaining to watch. that girl has moves! kenny, was hysterical. sports caster gone dancer.

drew & cheryl. finally a lachey back on television.

jerry rice, i love you even more after seeing your hips groove!!!

i need tivo. soon.

according to senator “fuckwit” buttars….

senator buttars has gay friends, despite his total disbelief of the lifestyle “choice”? i call bullshit.

this coming from the man who is set on banning the gay-straight alliance club from utah high schools. his reasoning being– at chess club they talk about chess, at dance club they talk about dance. so at “gay club” what are they going to talk about? sex. granted, it has been quite some time since he was in high school but what student doesn’t talk about sex? boys locker rooms. girls locker rooms. so, buttars unless you intend to step into every high school in this state and stop all sex talk, let it go.

and he believes in the separation of church and state. since when?

and the quilted bear with your wife? the utter horror of that statement!

in regards to intelligent design in the classroom, “tell the students the truth“. what “truth” are you referring to buttars? the mormon truth? you would like that, wouldn’t you?! ha.

alright, i will spare you. after listening to his interview who else needs a drink?